Ocean’s 11

My Friends Part 3
Andrew’s my name but you can call me Saf
The Israelites called me a “golden calf”
To see what I’m worth you’ll need a graph
I blew out the competition in the first half

Berg says that everybody wants him
But I’m going to go out on a limb
They really think he is goofy and slim
According to Clint we all need to go to the gym

Siege really does not like hair
He will shave it off of everywhere
If he was an animal he would be the bear
He’s so dumb he forgets to breathe air

Andy Boneff is the smartest man alive
He is smarter than a computer hard drive
Knowledge is what his brain needs to thrive
He’ll take over the world and no one will survive

Angie Bricker you may have heard of her
She is the sister of Andy that’s for sure
Her future may be a little obscure
Who knows what she’ll be, maybe an entrepreneur

Amy Reidhaar better known as Aim
She loves to study and that is lame
She’s in the band and that’s a shame
But one day she will receive much acclaim

The 10 Commandments

Greatest Weird Ass Sites

1. 4Q.cc – This is the site that was made popular by Chuck Norris facts but there are also Mr. T facts, and Vin Diesel facts.
2. Animals Have Problems Too – Here you can find some drawings of animals with real problems, like the Bee with Allergies.
3. Conan O’Brien vs. Bear – Many pictures of Conan, yes, the Conan from Late Night with Conan O’Brien battling a bear in different situations.
4. Simply Fired – Several stories of people being fired for strange reasons.
5. Squatch Quest – I’m still unsure about what this site is, but this little guy is so cute.
6. The $39 Experiment – All this guy had was $39 worth of stamps and 100 envelops so he sent letters to 100 different companies asking for free stuff.
7. The Adventures of Dr. McNinja – Dr. McNinja is a doctor who is also a ninja. These are his stories, presented in comic book form.
8. BadassBuddy – Many different buddy icons for you to use on AIM.
9. The Onion – The Onion may seem like your normal news site, but it’s a parody of actual news. Check out The Onion Radio News, it makes me laugh everyday.
10. The Aural Times – Where they sing the news so you don’t have to.

Love potion Number 9

Indiana (Forget Ohio and Texas) Bowling For Soup – Ohio (Come Back To
Texas)

She said she going back home
Leaving me all alone
Then she went back to Texas
In some guy’s Lexus
And gave him some dome

There's nothing wrong with Texas
Except the lack of snow and rain
I really like George Bush
And I'd love to see the Houston Rockets play

So when your done doing whatever
And when your through doing whoever
You know Allen County will be right here waiting for you….

Come up to Indy
If you don’t I am afraid I’ll turn gay
And it’s not too windy
So forget all about the Lonestar State
There's a seat for you at the tractor pull
And we could see the Komets play
Besides only rednecks live south of here anyway

It won’t be a mistake
We can go to Steak ‘n Shake
We can see the corn stalks
And it’s not too hot to take walks
Guess I'll sit here and wait

For her to come up here (I'd wish you come up here)
We could drink some beers (some beer some beer)
This place might be boring
I don’t think you’ll be snoring and I’m being sincere

So when your done doing whatever
And when your thru doing whoever
You know Allen County will be right here waiting for you….

Come up to Indy
If you don’t I am afraid I’ll turn gay
And it’s not too windy
So forget all about the Buckeye State
There's a seat for you at the tractor poll
And we could see the Komets play
Besides only rednecks live south of here anyway

Glenbrook Square wants you here
Coliseum wants you here
Michael Jackson wants you here
And The Green Frog wants you here
And Larry Bird wants you here
And Coney Island wants you here

I got a premonition
I'm taking a petition
And the whole state's gonna sign

Come up to Indy
If you don’t I am afraid I’ll turn gay
And it’s not too windy
So forget all about the Lonestar State
There's a seat for you at the tractor poll
And we could see the Komets play

Come up to Indy
If you don’t I am afraid I’ll turn gay
And it’s not too windy
So forget all about the Lonestar State
There's a seat for you at the tractor poll
And we could see the Komets play
Besides only rednecks live south of here anyway
Besides only rednecks live south of here anyway
Besides only rednecks live south of here anyway

8 Crazy Nights

The Birds
I was sitting in Philosophy class one day listening to the professor talk about god knows what, when I see a shadow to the left of me and notice a bird sitting on the windowsill. After watching the bird peck around for a few minutes the guy in front of me finally notices the bird and he is sitting right next to the window that the bird is in. This bird keeps making this annoying bird noise and it is pretty distracting so the guy in front of me taps on the window and the bird flies to a tree next to the window. I’m trying not to laugh even though it isn’t that funny just because we all know that when you try not to laugh at something it makes it 9 times harder to not laugh. The people on the other side of the room because I am sitting there laughing to myself. Then like 2 minutes later the bird flies back and I am about ready to lose it so I decide I have to stop looking at this bird before I crack up. So I just ignore it for like 5 minutes then I look back and there are now 2 birds there and I am struggling to hold back the laughter. I was finally able put all the laughter to the side, but for the rest of the class I was waiting for a third bird to land on the window because I knew if that were to happen I would lose control, and I kept think what if like 95 birds came out of nowhere and just sat on that windowsill. I think those birds knew what they were doing because they saw me giggling like a little girl.

7th Wonder of the World

Cadbury Creme Eggs
It’s Easter which can only mean one thing, that’s right, Cadbury Crème Eggs. What’s the deal with Cadbury Crème Eggs? Sorry I kind of turned into Jerry Seinfeld there, but seriously, what the heck? Don’t get me wrong I love Cadbury Eggs they might be my favorite candy maybe that’s because they are only available for like 8 months and then they’re gone, but what are they? Who thought that they were a good idea? Why would anyone want to eat a chocolate egg that looks like it is filled with a raw egg? What is that crème? It really looks like a raw egg, but it tastes like heaven. Where did they come from? I always though the Easter Bunny laid Cadbury Eggs, but since when do bunnies lay eggs? I think Jesus, after he turned water into wine, turned regular eggs into Cadbury Creme Eggs, but that is just my theory.

6 feet under

Greatest Crazy Ass Blogs
This is a list weblogs that I found on the internet that you should read if you like crazy ass blogs. Check them out and let me know which ones you like or what you think.

1. Stuff on my Cat – A bunch of cute pictures of cats with stuff just pilled on top of them, maybe not so cute if you are a fan of cats, I don’t know.
2. PostSecret – Several pictures of what look to be postcards with dirty little secrets written on each one.
3. Strange New Products – A bunch of… well… strange new products some of which are very awesome, very interesting, and/or very retarded.
4. Supersized Meals – Pictures of huge meals like giant pizzas and huge hamburgers.
5. lowercase L – A compilation of handwritten signs that have all capital letters except the letter "L" which makes this guy mad because it looks like an uppercase "I".
6. One Red Paperclip – A neat story about a guy that found one red paper clip and decided to trade it, and keep trading to see what he could get.
7. It’s Jerry Time! – Some animated clips about this Jerry guy that I can’t really explain.
8. New York Hack – The adventures of a New York City cab driver.
9. The Superficial – News stories about celebrities usually at their expense.
10. Ask a Ninja – A ninja answers your questions, what more do you need to know?

It’s a 5 o’clock world

The Meaning of Life
Try to be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.

-Stay shiny

4 score and seven years ago

Useless Theme Song
There is something that I need to profess
It’s about Useless Information and Extremely Useless
They are two websites that I possess
Reading these sites is like indoor recess 

This is the Useless Theme Song
I sing it all day long
The Useless Theme Song
I’m right and you’re wrong
The Useless Theme Song
I wish you’d sing along
To The Useless Theme Song 

First I will tell you about Useless Info
It’s a bunch of information you don’t need to know
About NBA, movie, music, and TV shows
Visit it right now before I blow 

This is the Useless Theme Song
There is no point to it
The Useless Theme Song
It’s just a pile of shit
The Useless Theme Song
And I will never quit
The Useless Theme Song 

Next it’s time to learn about Extreme U
It’s even more useless and mostly untrue
It consists of funny pics, and clips and lists, too
Check every Saturday to see what’s new 

That was the Useless Theme Song
And this is the end
The Useless Theme Song
Please tell your friends
The Useless Theme Song
Let’s make it a trend
The Useless Theme Song

That’s 3 thus far Shooter

Just in case you missed it the morning at 1:02:03 AM the time and date read 01:02:03 04/05/06 and I just thought that was neat. The Useless Theme Song is still coming soon.

Who does Number 2 work for?

Coming soon The Useless Theme Song. Oh and just so you know I am going to try to put the number of the post in the title of each post that is why this post has that title.