4 score and seven years ago

Useless Theme Song
There is something that I need to profess
It’s about Useless Information and Extremely Useless
They are two websites that I possess
Reading these sites is like indoor recess 

This is the Useless Theme Song
I sing it all day long
The Useless Theme Song
I’m right and you’re wrong
The Useless Theme Song
I wish you’d sing along
To The Useless Theme Song 

First I will tell you about Useless Info
It’s a bunch of information you don’t need to know
About NBA, movie, music, and TV shows
Visit it right now before I blow 

This is the Useless Theme Song
There is no point to it
The Useless Theme Song
It’s just a pile of shit
The Useless Theme Song
And I will never quit
The Useless Theme Song 

Next it’s time to learn about Extreme U
It’s even more useless and mostly untrue
It consists of funny pics, and clips and lists, too
Check every Saturday to see what’s new 

That was the Useless Theme Song
And this is the end
The Useless Theme Song
Please tell your friends
The Useless Theme Song
Let’s make it a trend
The Useless Theme Song