12 step program

I Bet You’re a Dude
We both like watching football
We both love watching Jet Li brawl
We both hate shopping at the mall
And we are both pretty tall

I bet you’re a dude
That’s why we’re so alike
I bet you’re a dude
That’s why you ride a bike
I bet you’re a dude
Or maybe you’re a dyke

We both love The Mighty Ducks
We both think Clay Aiken’s a sucks
We both love monster trucks
And we both love to f–k

I bet you’re a dude
That’s why we are so alike
I bet you’re a dude
That’s why you ride a bike
I bet you’re a dude
Or maybe a dyke

We both love movies where things blow up
We both hate when gay guys show up
We’re Toys R Us kids we don’t want to grow up
We don’t need anyone to hold our hair when we throw up

I bet you’re a dude
That’s why we are so alike
I bet you’re a dude
That’s why you ride a bike
I bet you’re a dude
Or maybe a dyke

We both enjoy corn on the cob
We can both hear your heart throb
We both live like a couple of slobs
We both love getting blow jobs