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I learned the truth at 17

Posted by Saf on May 19, 2006

People I would love to slap Vol. 2

1. Everyone that worked on Superman IV, for making that garbage and ruining a great series of movies.
2. George Lucas, do I really need to explain, have you seen the new Star Wars movies, they are trash when compared to the originals.
3. Jake Gyllenhaal, I wish I could quit slap you.
4. Colin Farrell, I don’t think I have seen one movie with him that I liked.
5. Mel Gibson, I wish he would just leave behind The Passion and Apocalypto and start doing movies like Mad Max and Lethal Weapon again.
6. Jennifer Lopez, not only is she a terrible actor and a bad singer, I don’t find her that attractive.
7. Will Ferrell, because he does not know how to turn down any movie that his is offered.
8. Nintendo, because they changed the name of the Revolution to the Wii.
9. Britney Spears, because she used to be so hott.
10. Tom Cruise again, I still really want to slap him.

4 Responses to “I learned the truth at 17”

  1. Clint said

    Britney Spears did used to be so damn hot.

    You should get a microphone and interview Tom Cruise, then have it squirt water on him…oh wait, somebody already did that. That was hilarious.

    Jennifer Lopez isnt that hot either, although her ass is as big as Mexico City.

  2. 1. ???
    2. I agree
    3. I love him in Donnie Darko, he makes me love him.
    4. The Recruit, I liked it.
    5. I am really looking forward to Apocalypto.
    6. I think she is pretty.
    7. This is true as of late, tell him to only do funny movies while you are at it.
    8. I think it sounds like an amusement park ride.
    9. I did like her a long time ago, now I hate myself for it.
    10. Please do it.

  3. rach said

    you amuse me.

  4. rachael said

    great grill tips!

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