21 Gun Solute
Posted by Saf on June 2, 2006
Superman v. Batman
Superman is the most powerful being on Earth whose only weakness is Kryptonite and Batman is just a normal man whose weakness is everything, there is no contest. Do the math, obviously Superman would win every time unless Batman had some kryptonite in that gay belt he always wears in which case Superman could fly away and Batman would have to go get his Batjet or Batplane because he can’t even fly. And when is that last time you saw Batman fly around the world so fast that it spun the opposite direction and caused time to go backwards? What kind of superhero doesn’t even have superpowers? I’ll tell you what kind; the gay kind. Why is Batman gay you ask? One word; Robin. I like Batman, but there is no way he could beat Superman, and Robin is a douche bag.
NBerg said
I think that is why Batman is the better hero, he shows us that all you need to be a superhero is a lot of money. And Robin is the perfect sidekick, just a little gay boy who agrees with everything that is said, and asks Batman tough questions. If it came down to it, I would take my man Bruce to save me over Clark any day.
Cy said
Time does not exist. Matter is all that exists. And it does not process backwards. That flying around the Equator trick was a lie. Superman is not real.
And anyway, Earth would break up if all that momentum were to be slowed to a halt and reversed. No, definitely fiction.
Batman is quite nice.
But dear old Captain Marvel is the best of all. I do not quite understand how (Billy is it?) can only change by yelling Shazam but I do not know everything. Thinking it should be OK.
Why are we talking about this?
Cy