Catch 22

If
If I was a song I’d keep on singing
If I was a bell I’d keep on ringing
If I was a bee I’d keep on stinging
If I was a swing I’d keep on swinging

If I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner
Everyone would be in love with me
If I were just a little meaner
People wouldn’t be in love with me

If I was a car I’d drive around the streets
If I was a bus I’d be filled with seats
If I was Shaq I’d play for the Heat
If it was Halloween I’d say Trick or Treat

If I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner
Everyone would be in love with me
If I were just a little meaner
People wouldn’t be in love with me

If I was an idea I’d just be a notion
If I was sad I’d be an emotion
If I was a boat I’d sail across the ocean
If I was the world I’d continually be in motion

If I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner
Everyone would be in love with me
If I were just a little meaner
People wouldn’t be in love with me

If I was a woman I would be a bitch
If I was Bill Gates I’d be filthy stinkin’ rich
If I was on Charmed I’d be a witch
If I was in a machine I’d be a glitch