23 Skidoo

That Don’t Make Sense
Look out below like Aladdin
If you don’t I’ll make you mutter like John Madden
You can’t teach an old dog new tricks
But you can teach them to fetch sticks

That makes no sense, but it makes sense to me
I’ve been doing this since 1993
Before I could add 3 times 3
That makes no sense, but it makes sense to me
That makes no sense, but it makes sense to me

I know the alphabet except letters A through Z
I know how to count; 1, 5, 3
I can run faster than money
And fly higher than Bugs Bunny

That don’t make sense, but it makes sense to me
I’ve been doing shit since 1993
Before I paid for things that were free
That don’t make sense, but it makes sense to me
That don’t make sense, but it makes sense to me

I read a book, but didn’t look at the words
I took a crap without any turds
I’m a genius, but I’m not a nerd
I came after two, but I wasn’t third

That don’t make no sense, but it makes sense to me
I’ve been doing nothing since 1993
Before I could unlock things without a key
That don’t make no sense, but it makes sense to me
That don’t make no sense, but it makes sense to me