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The English alphabet has 26 letters

Posted by Saf on June 22, 2006

The Five: Talents of Bob
Bob can turn gay men straight and straight women gay.
He can scare children just by taking off his shirt.
He can run faster than your average refrigerator.
If you try to choke him, your hand will get dominated by 9 of his chins.
He can kill flowers just by breathing on them.

4 Responses to “The English alphabet has 26 letters”

  1. This Bob, you know so intimately, hes your husband?

  2. I wish he were my husband.

  3. But not Heavyweights?

  4. Nathaniel, you must hate yourself!But in truth, if you like the sounds of bob you must accept him with his chins

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