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27. Made fun of people with accents

Posted by Saf on June 27, 2006

Google
Google is the place to be
Google is the place for me
Google can do anything
Google has everything

Chuck Norris; Google it
Phillip Morris; Google it
Clitoris; Google it
Roberts, Doris; Google it

With Google you can search far and wide
Find things from food to a mail order bride
You can search the web, images, or the news
Or blogs, books, maps and your desktop, too.

Google is the place to be
Google is the place for me
Google can do anything
Google has everything

Classic toys; Google it
White noise; Google it
Backstreet boys; Google it
Illinois; Google it

Don’t forget about the Google Toolbar
Download it now and it will take you far
It can search the web and block pop-ups
Or spell check and a bunch of other junk

Google is the place to be
Google is the place for me
Google can do anything
Google has everything

Video game cheats; Google it
Music beats; Google it
Hotel suites; Google it
Chocolate treats; Google it

Google Labs is always at work
Making stuff for you unless you’re a jerk
They are located at lab.google.com
Go there now, don’t ask your mom

Google is the place to be
Google is the place for me
Google can do anything
Google has everything

Gmail, Talk, Groups, Alerts,
Calendar, Catalogs, Froogle, shirts
Videos, Finance, Images, Translate,
Search, Earth, Blogger, choose your fate

One Response to “27. Made fun of people with accents”

  1. Hotel suites….

    I have always been more of a Yahoo! man myself. Remember the old commercials? YAHOOOOO, if google starts having some sweet commercials, I might become a fan.

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