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The Great 28

Posted by Saf on June 30, 2006

Chuck Norris v. David Hasselhoff
Chuck Norris is the most famous name among college students and David Hasselhof is the most famous name in Germany; I will have to call that a tie because I don’t know if there are more people in college or more people in Germany. Chuck Norris had one hit TV show, Walker, Texas Ranger and David Hasselhoff had 2 hit TV shows, Knight Rider and Baywatch; 1 point David. Chuck Norris was in a few good movies and David Hasselhoff was in one good movie, maybe; 1 point Chuck. David Hasselhoff has 4 platinum records in Germany and Chuck Norris sang the theme song to Walker; 1 point David. Today David Hasselhoff is on Americas Got Talent and Chuck Norris is on some Total Gym commercials; I guess that is a tie because both are pretty retarded. Chuck Norris has an amazing beard and David Hasselhoff has an amazing head of hair; that is another tie. Chuck Norris can kill people with his roundhouse kick and David Hasselhoff could probably kick my ass; 1 point Chuck. All things considered I have to say it is too close to call.

2 Responses to “The Great 28”

  1. But Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.

  2. Siege said

    That is surely a close one, one day scientists will figure out who actually is better.

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