The 30 Years War

Flying Rules
1. Get to the airport early.
2. Have you ID and ticket and stuff ready.
3. Remove all your metal shit before going through the thing instead of going through 2, 3, or 4 times.
4. Leave your gun at home.
5. When taking off or landing keep your seatbelt on and place you tray tables in their upright and locked position.
6. Don’t lean you seat back because that is very uncomfortable for the person behind you.
7. Control your children, the person sitting in the row behind you does not want to look at your child or play games with them and nobody wants to hear your baby cry for 3 hours.
8. If you are not in the aisle seat, know that you are not getting up to go to the bathroom because it is impossible to climb over people and it’s rude to ask them to move.
9. When boarding or deboarding (a term I made up for getting off the plane) wait your turn, especially when deboarding because everyone trying to get their crap out of the overhead things and get off at once is just madness.
10. Do not do anything that affects the ears of the people around you like watching a movie on a laptop or listening to music without headphones.