Naked Gun 33 and a Third
Posted by Saf on July 17, 2006
Fashion Rules
1. Wearing a t-shirt in the pool can hide your massive girth, and no one will figure out that’s why you’re wearing it.
2. Wearing sandals in any type of weather, be it snow, rain, or hurricanes, is as appropriate today as it was in Jesus’ time.
3. Wearing socks with sandals not only keeps your feet warm, but it also allows them to breathe.
4. Popping your color lets everyone know how seriously cool you are.
5. Wearing a pink shirt is like wearing a sign that says “I am awesome and I don’t kiss boys.”
6. Clipping your cellular phone to your belt, the top of you pants, or the outside of you pocket lets everyone know that you have a phone, and thus you are popular enough to have people call you, and you definitely are not a douche.
7. Dressing “Goth” is also intelligent in any climate, all that black in the hot sun just screams “I’m a genius!”
8. Buying jeans with holes in them shows everyone that you are rich enough to afford jeans with holes in them.
9. Mustaches are not just for gay men or porn stars anymore; they are also for police officers.
10. It is appropriate to wear a soda branded shirt for all occasions.
