The 36 Strategies of Ancient China

Summer v. Winter
In the summer your balls stick to your legs because of sweat, in the winter your balls stick to your legs because they are frozen. In the summer the temperature is 80, in winter the temperature is 8. In summer people complain about the weather being to hot, in winter people complain about the weather being to cold. In the summer lots of people go swimming, in the winter less people go swimming. In the summer people have water balloon fights which fell good because it is hot outside, in the winter people have snowball fights which never feel good because it is cold outside and snowballs are hard. In the summer you get 3 months off school for Summer Vacation, in the winter you get 3 weeks off of school for Winter Vacation. In the winter Santa comes and brings you presents, in the summer you forget all about the presents Santa brought.