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37 Ways To Deep Sea Fish With Four Feet Of Dental Floss

Posted by Saf on July 31, 2006

Cartoon Rules
1. Characters often blow up, fall off cliffs, or get squashed by anvils, but are unharmed.
2. Everything you buy from ACME is junk and blows up in your face, literally.
3. Anytime cartoon characters enter a dark place all that is visible is their eyes.
4. The mouse always outsmarts the cat.
5. The rules of gravity don’t apply, characters can walk of cliffs and float in the air for as many as 5 seconds before looking down and realizing the are no longer on solid ground.
6. When characters get hit on the head birds or stars fly around their head.
7. Bugs always fly around in large clouds.
8. Duck’s bills are magical, they can move around the ducks head when they are hit with something or they will be the only thing remaining when a duck blows up and the body turns to ashes
9. Animals usually wear shirts but not pants for some reason.
10. When characters run down a hallway or something you see the same lamp and picture repeated over and over in the background.

One Response to “37 Ways To Deep Sea Fish With Four Feet Of Dental Floss”

  1. Siege said

    I especially love the one when only their eyes are visible when its dark, I wish that was like that in real life

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