41 North: An American Grill

What we learn from DuckTales…
1. Ducks don’t have to wear pants, but they wear shirts.
2. Everyone in Duckberg has some kind of duck pun name like Launchpad McQuack, Mrs. Beakly, and Duckworth.
3. Huey, Dewy, and Louie have no parents; they have an Uncle Scrooge and an Uncle Donald.
4. Scrooge is the worst uncle in the world; he will take his nephews on dangerous missions while usually leaving Webby home alone.
5. You can use a cane to hang off cliffs as well as attain hard to reach things.
6. Scrooge is able to balance those weird little glasses things on his beak no matter the situation, but his top hat will fall off, usually catching it with the use of his cane.
7. Scrooge is the richest man/duck in the world but he still flies with a pilot that crashes 99% of the time he leaves the ground.
8. Launchpad has a weird relationship Huey, Dewy, and Louie’s friend Doofus where it is okay to hang out in his room and be buddies even though Launchpad is like 30.
9. No jail can hold the Beagle Boys; they will always escape some how.
10. You can dive in large piles of change as if it is water and you will not break your neck.

40 days and 40 nights

God v. Satan
God is everything that is good in the world while Satan is all that is evil. You may think that it is easy to see that God beats Satan, but with out evil there is no good, so I have to say that it is a draw.

The 39 Steps

Reality Show Rules
1. People are put into circumstances that never happen in actual reality.
2. Celebrity reality shows never have people that are actual celebrities, but they may have been famous 10 years ago or for about 12 minutes at one point.
3. There is always a bitch that will do anything to win and doesn’t care about anybody, but herself.
4. There is always some crazy dude that thinks he is hilarious, and that is who I root for.
5. There is always a gay or lesbian that acts really, really gay.
6. There is always one token black guy or girl and he or she is usually the first to go unless it is an athletic competition.
7. There is always some girl that is constantly crying.
8. There is always some guy that is way over confident that ends up getting out early in the competition.
9. There are always two people cannot get along and fight the whole time.
10. There is always one person that is way older than everyone else and he or she will make it about half way, but they never win because they are old.

Gerald Ford: The 38th President of the United States

Hitler v. Stalin
Between 1939 and 1945 the SS, assisted by collaborationist governments and recruits from occupied countries, systematically killed about 11 million people, including about 6 million Jews, in concentration camps, ghettos and mass executions, or through less systematic methods elsewhere. Early researchers of the number killed by Stalin’s regime were forced to rely largely upon anecdotal evidence, and their estimates range as high as 60 million. Depending on how you look at it I will say Stalin is the winner.