The 39 Steps

Reality Show Rules
1. People are put into circumstances that never happen in actual reality.
2. Celebrity reality shows never have people that are actual celebrities, but they may have been famous 10 years ago or for about 12 minutes at one point.
3. There is always a bitch that will do anything to win and doesn’t care about anybody, but herself.
4. There is always some crazy dude that thinks he is hilarious, and that is who I root for.
5. There is always a gay or lesbian that acts really, really gay.
6. There is always one token black guy or girl and he or she is usually the first to go unless it is an athletic competition.
7. There is always some girl that is constantly crying.
8. There is always some guy that is way over confident that ends up getting out early in the competition.
9. There are always two people cannot get along and fight the whole time.
10. There is always one person that is way older than everyone else and he or she will make it about half way, but they never win because they are old.