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41 North: An American Grill

Posted by Saf on August 18, 2006

What we learn from DuckTales…
1. Ducks don’t have to wear pants, but they wear shirts.
2. Everyone in Duckberg has some kind of duck pun name like Launchpad McQuack, Mrs. Beakly, and Duckworth.
3. Huey, Dewy, and Louie have no parents; they have an Uncle Scrooge and an Uncle Donald.
4. Scrooge is the worst uncle in the world; he will take his nephews on dangerous missions while usually leaving Webby home alone.
5. You can use a cane to hang off cliffs as well as attain hard to reach things.
6. Scrooge is able to balance those weird little glasses things on his beak no matter the situation, but his top hat will fall off, usually catching it with the use of his cane.
7. Scrooge is the richest man/duck in the world but he still flies with a pilot that crashes 99% of the time he leaves the ground.
8. Launchpad has a weird relationship Huey, Dewy, and Louie’s friend Doofus where it is okay to hang out in his room and be buddies even though Launchpad is like 30.
9. No jail can hold the Beagle Boys; they will always escape some how.
10. You can dive in large piles of change as if it is water and you will not break your neck.

One Response to “41 North: An American Grill”

  1. Siege said

    nobody even reads your wordpress anymore, wait…you have 1,213 hits…I think somebody is reading them

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