Level 42
Posted by Saf on September 16, 2006
Dane Cook is shit
Tourgasm was shit; there were never and jokes and everything was edited to make Dane look good and if you watch the credits closely you will see that Dane is the editor. Also they made it seem like these guys were good friends and I have seen interviews with the other guys after the show and found out that Dane doesn’t even talk to them anymore. And how can 4 comics not be funny once when they are just hanging out?
His HBO special was shit; he did like 15 minutes on crying and how people will be at work and then have a feeling that they have to cry and wait until they get home and not only was it unfunny, but it didn’t make any sense.
His last CD was shit; I bought it the day it came out and listened to it twice at most then I was done.
His Podcast is shit; all he does is read his MySpace comments into what could be the worst microphone ever.
He steals jokes and here is proof, http://www.redban.com/audio/danesteals.mp3, you will just have to trust me that Louis CK had the jokes first because he has been around for years and Dane just put those jokes on his last CD. And if he’s not stealing jokes he is just repeating the same shit every time he does anything.
He is fake; I have heard stories from people that have met him and they way he is in person is not the way he is on stage, one day he wore a Yankees hat to a Crank Yankers taping even though he is a supposed die hard Red Sox fan, maybe he thought the saw was Crank Yankees, and he acted like he didn’t get any bad comments on Tourgasm or anything else he does even though I know people have sent them to him.
trish said
i hate to say it but i agree….he really isn’t funny, it’s just the presentation or story telling that captures the audience. but it’s not that hard to be a funny story teller. mad tv did a great impersonation of him.
check out pablo francisco…now that mother fu#$%er is funny and original. : )
Antibush said
Bush is forever saying that democracies do not invade other countries and start wars. Well, he did just that. He invaded Iraq, started a war, and killed people. What do you think? What is he doing to us, and what is he doing to the world?
Our country is in debt until forever, we don’t have jobs, and we live in fear. We have invaded a country and been responsible for thousands of deaths.
The more people that the government puts in jails, the safer we are told to think we are. The real terrorists are wherever they are, but they aren’t living in a country with bars on the windows. We are.