My Name Is… Earl (Eminem – My Name Is…)
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Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. [scratches] Earl Hicky
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. [scratches] Earl Hicky
Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class for one second?
Hi kids! Do you like karma? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Would you rather watch some rednecks than learn about dharma? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Win the lottery, get hit by are car, and lose it? (Huh?)
My brother’s dead weight, we share a bed but we’re straight
I ended up married to my wife, after one date (Ummmm..)
And Crab Man says, “Hey Earl how’s it hangin?”
Uh-uhhh! “Earl Jr.’s black? No me and Joy ain’t bangin!”
Well since age twelve, I’ve beat up on everyone else
And my life sucked so I need to change the hand I was dealt
Then Carson Daly explained it to me
Do good things and good things will happen is the key
I was last in my class and I didn’t pass
But now I got my act together and got off my ass
I mean “butt” (Hicky, you are right, “ass” is bad dog)
Now people can stop judging me like David Hasselhoff
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All my teachers flunked me out of high school
But I went back, and proved I’m not a fool
Now I am on the other side seeing how students treat teachers
So I got back at them and now they will be good for years (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked in the Crab Shack, to grab a tasty snack
Say “hey” to Crab Man, then pick a number on my list to attack
I stole a women’s leg, I hit a house with eggs
I went to a children’s birthday party and provided the kegs.
Everyone I know I have lied to
I just found out Kenny likes men, instead of women like I do (Damn!)
I told him I would help him find a boyfriend
I made a list and now I must make amends (Oh thank you!)
I explain it to people and some misunderstand
I have a list of bad deeds and I need to fix them with my hands (Aaahhhhhh!)
I live in a hotel and I’m friends with the staff
(Dude, can I get your autograph?)
One is Catalina and now she is Randy’s better half
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I can’t escape! I’m in jail now, I’m locked away! (Get him!)
I better be careful, I think I should cooperate!
I’m ready to leave; jail is scary inside (Fuck that!)
I will have to be chained up, held down, and then tied (Huh yup!)
What is next on my list? I can barely decide
Maybe I can do one I previously tried
Stole a car from a one-legged girl
If I cannot do it then I guess my name isn’t Earl (Whoops!)
I was featured on the news at 6 o’clock (hachhh-too)
Because seeing my doing good deeds is a shock (weird)
When I was a dad my kids would go nuts and throw fits
The more sugar they had the worse it gets
I lay awake and with Randy in the bed
And he tells me about the stuff in his head (BANG!)
A dream he had (Arrrggghhh!)
He was Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd was our dad (Yeah?)
And he was being shot at which made him sad
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