43 Things

Skrilla
I make dollars like the US Treasury
I’ve got more dough than Homer or Pillsbury
I make bread like Aunt Millie
I could buy a city the size of Philly

I’ve got money fallin out my pockets
I’ve got 100 shoes in my walk-in closet
I’ve got spinnin rims on my escalade
And I’m blowin up like a hand grenade

I make bills like Mrs. Clinton

The banks too small for my money to fit in

I make cheddar like Kraft Foods

I have a different house for all of my moods

 

I’ve got enough money to build a rocket

And I’d put a hot tub in the cockpit

If I line up all my cars I could have a parade

And I’m blowin up like a hand grenade

 

I make green like blue and yellow

I could buy the whole world some jell-o

I make paper like Dunder Mifflin

But I can’t afford to pay attention

 

I’ve got more power than an electric socket

I can buy LA with one deposit

I started with a stand makin lemonade

Now I’m blowin up like a hand grenade

 

I make cake like angle food

If having money is bad mannered than consider me rude

I’ve got more money to my name than Johnny Cash

I can use caviar to wax my mustache