Sitcom Rules
I finally graduated from movie rules and moved on to TV rules. You may be asking yourself what makes me such and expert on TV and I will respond by telling you that I watch a heck of a lot of TV:
1. There is often a fat man with a hot wife that would never talk to the man in real life.
2. Everyone hates their in-laws, no matter what.
3. There is often a staircase in the main room and another in the kitchen, both leading upstairs even though I have never seen a real house with 2 staircases.
4. In bedrooms there is always a light on both sides of the bed.
5. There is always a laugh track that laughs way too much, settle down fake laughter it’s not that funny.
6. People are always much more attractive on sitcoms than anyone you see in real life.
7. Everyone sits on the same side of the table.
8. Children are never in the episode unless they are needed for some reason.
9. It is always the same whether outside unless it is Christmas.
10. People never eat what is on their plate they just push it around, maybe the will take one bite, but that’s it.
